Just one of those days

Have you ever had one of those days where you want to ooze into oblivion when you look back at the end and wonder how much of a nut case you are?

Realizations of "One of Those Days"

1. Ridiculous text message conversations in the wee hours of Dark O'clock are not very good conversations. Especially if you have a friend pretty close to you dying for information you rarely give and he knows exactly what to do to get it! (I am still not sure how it all happened).

2.  Apples are evil and demonic fruits giving people allergic reactions (aka rash).

3. Sleeping in the car is not an option when having a merit badge competition. (I got the Dragon, Unicorn, Chocolate, Panda, Movie Quotes, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Darth Maul, Light Saber, T.A.R.D.I.S, Sherlock, Undead Slayer, and All Around Whackado Badges. If they exists or not is debatable. More may be listed later.)

4. Do not engage the Lizzy in a water battle in the back seat, when everyone in the car is sleep deprived. (This leads to excessive laughter, insanity, and poke wars to the death.)

5. Drive people everywhere! (Warning: this leads to excessive amounts of horrible singing by yours truly and may damage the occupant's ears.)

6. Your mother bribes you with ice cream when your trying to go to bed... clearly the ice cream is much more important that a headache.

7. All human interaction is questionable when operating on little amounts of sleep. Be prepared for ANYTHING!

8. My dog is faintly pink.... whyyy? (She rolled in chalk dust).

9. Face planting on your bed is an appropriate response to this kind of day.

10. Pillows and Ducky the Elephant do not ask questions. They just want to snuggle.