How Not to Adult
At two and a half months shy of completing my first year of adulthood, I have decided something. Being an adult is overrated and I clearly am incapable of being one... The reasons following thusly.
1. My mother and I come up with inappropriate names for certain types of food. Such as the McGriddle at McDonald's. The name we came up with? McNasty. No Honorable, self respecting adult would come up with such a horrific names for food.... and then nearly slip up when ordering food at McDonald's.
2. Giggling... lots of inappropriate giggling. I am a giggle monster of sorts. You find something horribly soul conflicting? I will probably giggle at it. Need proof? Just watch Austen Land with me.
3. The Grocery Store is a horrible place for me... and my Dad. Primarily because Dad gets lost at all times.... and then find the garden gnomes and proceeds to harass me about gnomes for the rest of the shopping trip. The frozens is the kicker though. My father and I have similar brain waves when it comes to Ice Cream. Upon seeing the gallon of mint chip ice cream, Dad and I both bounce up and down and poke (figuratively) Mom and explain our desires for ice cream consumption.
4. Pillow forts..... words cannot describe the satisfaction of building a pillow fort and then proceeding to take a nap. World's best de-stresser ever!
5. Fruit Snacks: any human's go to snack
1. My mother and I come up with inappropriate names for certain types of food. Such as the McGriddle at McDonald's. The name we came up with? McNasty. No Honorable, self respecting adult would come up with such a horrific names for food.... and then nearly slip up when ordering food at McDonald's.
2. Giggling... lots of inappropriate giggling. I am a giggle monster of sorts. You find something horribly soul conflicting? I will probably giggle at it. Need proof? Just watch Austen Land with me.

4. Pillow forts..... words cannot describe the satisfaction of building a pillow fort and then proceeding to take a nap. World's best de-stresser ever!
5. Fruit Snacks: any human's go to snack
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