Animal Mischief

Technically I live on a farm... kinda... sorta.. ish... OK, its kinda sorta complicated.

There are 3 types of farms, one with crops, one with animals, and one with both. I, in particularly, live on 1.5 acres with a bunch of animals, mostly of the poultry variety with very low I.Q.s. But we also have a couple of felines, a few canines, several goats, and a couple of cows who all have distinct personalities (stinkery ones... to be considered turd like personalities even).

Don't let their cute looks fool you; every animal is a mischief maker at heart. 

Examples to follow-

1. Bottle Baby Goats are noisy! Much like a toddler, they require quite a bit of supervision and need to be in the same room as you as to be sure they do not get into shenanigans. So if you know it's too quiet, you better figure out what is up because there might just be a baby raiding your laundry pile.
2. Blaming all smelly smells on the animals is WRONG! True, we do have a doggie (named Perry) notorious for farting if he even considers ingesting human food. But blaming your own bodily smells on the goat or dogs or cows is down right rude. I mean, come on people, we are taught treat others the way you want to be treated. Since we blame our farts on dogs/cats/cows/goats they might blame their own noxious fumes on us. I can totally see one cow saying to the other cow, "Dude! Was that you? It stinks!" "Nahh, it was the human... the one with the gangly legs."  
3. Doggies love their humans and they will do anything in the furry little powers to show their love and devotion to us. Including trying to lie on top of you when you are trying to deal with small humans and refusing to budge. (Luckily said culprit isn't very big so she wasn't much of a hassle). Or they race up the stairs and try to trip you to show murderous love and affection. Then you fall asleep, wake up with a canine between your head and the headboard, making a very furry hat or you wake up nearly blue in the face from lack of oxygen because your lovely puppy has decided that it is okay to take a nap on your face. (Kooza, honey, sorry to break it to you but you are not a cat.)
   
   
   

Consider yourselves warned of all the evil behaviors cute animals can accomplish.